Luke Lowbrow No. 36

July 2nd, 2011 Comments off

Exogorth Space Slug Constoria. Watto. Snootles and Bieber. Sha’rellian toop.

 

 

Luke Lowbrow No. 35

May 21st, 2011 Comments off

Vader’s DVR. Ewok meds.

 

Luke Lowbrow No. 34

May 21st, 2011 Comments off

Kessel. Gungan Anti-Def League. Jedi movers. Bounty Hunter.

 

Luke Lowbrow No. 33

January 7th, 2011 Comments off

Topic: Droid Religion.  And, yes, there is a Cylon reference and “33” is the name of one of the best BSG episodes.

Luke Lowbrow No. 32

November 7th, 2010 Comments off

Whatever happen to the “real” parts and technical crew that was supposed to go to Endor?

Also, E-Wings and K-Wings and troublesome naming conventions.

Luke Lowbrow No. 31

October 2nd, 2010 Comments off

Jet packs + bureaucrats.

Luke Lowbrow No. 30

September 25th, 2010 Comments off

The BIG “3” “zero”, boyos! Colbert in a sandcrawler. The Fall Holovision season. Ewoks, B1s and, yes, wookiees!  =]

Luke Lowbrow No. 29

September 11th, 2010 Comments off

Crap hits the fan when the Imperial Senate is dissolved. Is your laser a TURBOlaser?

Luke Lowbrow No. 28

August 28th, 2010 Comments off

IG-80+ Series bedside manner. Bespin is not funny. Your Mando armor stinks.

Luke Lowbrow No. 27

August 14th, 2010 Comments off

A Palpatine Apology.

Luke Lowbrow No. 26

June 19th, 2010 Comments off

Blame game. Star Tours.

Luke Lowbrow No. 25

June 5th, 2010 Comments off

Solo V. Reynolds. Sith High School Reunion. Lightsaber safety.

Luke Lowbrow No. 24

May 13th, 2010 Comments off

Mandos. Celebrity hunting. Imperial texts.

Luke Lowbrow No. 23

May 8th, 2010 Comments off

Palpatine Square avoids terrorist attack. Get your mom a card. Zillo burgers.

Luke Lowbrow No. 22

May 2nd, 2010 Comments off

Even the Empire has to set annual goals.

Luke Lowbrow No. 21

April 11th, 2010 Comments off

Savrip Hamlet. The Blumfruit Computer Company’s B-PAD. Army recruitment down.

Luke Lowbrow Retrospective

March 27th, 2010 Comments off

It’s been a fun 20 episodes.  These bits were nominated by the cool dudes on the Order 66 Podcast forums.

Luke Lowbrow No. 20

March 14th, 2010 Comments off

Rendilli Star Drive Blues

Luke Lowbrow No. 19

March 7th, 2010 Comments off

Awards for the Holofilm Academy of Arts and Sciences.

Luke Lowbrow No. 18

February 14th, 2010 Comments off

Galactic Olympics. A blizzard even messes up the Dark Side of the Force. Holo-Mark Greeting Card Company Valentines.

Luke Lowbrow No. 17

January 31st, 2010 Comments off

Willrow Hood’s Best Ice Cream on Bespin. The Black Sun criminal syndicate. The Anti-Gungan Defamation League. AT-AT and AT-ST Walker Insurance.

Luke Lowbrow No. 16

January 17th, 2010 Comments off

Cody reaches out. Vader rocks out.

Luke Lowbrow No. 15

January 3rd, 2010 Comments off

Jar Jar faces death.  It’s no fun re-enacting the Clone Wars.  Cody doesn’t squeeze the SHARMIN.  Get a blue tan.  Tabanna gas bubbles.

Luke Lowbrow No. 14 L.L. LIVE

January 3rd, 2010 Comments off

LL Live on Episode #91 of the Order 66 Podcast “The Holiday Extravaganza Strikes Back”.

10-ish minutes of Dave (Podcast Czar), Chuck (Cloud Computing Maven), Sam (actor of ill repute from Battlestar Galactica, Smallville and the Force Unleashed) and me (dork with a mic).

Luke covers the annual Wookiee Life Day Parade.  It is a “feat of strength”.

Luke Lowbrow No. 13

December 20th, 2009 Comments off

Commander Cody is on the lamb.  Asteroids are just no fun.  Big Foot found then not found.  Vader has the Myspace blues.

Luke Lowbrow #12

December 6th, 2009 Comments off

Vader’s Facebook Account Gets HACKED!

Mon Mothma’s Unisex Hair Salon.

Luke Lowbrow No. 11

November 21st, 2009 Comments off

Weather Advisory

Luke Lowbrow No. 10

November 8th, 2009 Comments off

Palpatine has polyps.  Wookiees fix arms and mend hearts.  All Bothans give up spying.

FYI, the Order 66 Podcast rocks

October 31st, 2009 Comments off

Don’t forget …

LL Episode 6 is featured on Episode 81 (“You’re Full of Ship”) of the Order 66 Podcast.

LL Episode 7A is featured on Episode 82 (“Galaxy at War”) of the Order 66 Podcast.

LL Episode 8 is featured on Episode 83 (“Punch ’em in the Dump Stats) of the Order 66 Podcast.

Check.  It.  Out.

Luke Lowbrow No. 9

October 31st, 2009 Comments off

Sorry for the long delay, faithful listeners.

This week: Handgun control laws on Tatooine, the Malastare pod race track can’t get insured, and Star Wars Celebrity Biggest Loser on the Holonet.

Enjoy,

LL

Luke Lowbrow No.8

October 3rd, 2009 Comments off

Part 1: The Architects of Your Empire: Landy Marlar, Chief Architect of Imperial Installations.  Also, Dr. Phil examines what you do if your daughter is dating a Gungan.

Luke Lowbrow No. 7A

September 27th, 2009 Comments off

Wookie sports.  Figrin’s commemoration concert.  Wampa fun.  Tasty Soup.

No. 7A? What about Luke Lowbrow No. 7?  Let’s just say: Luke should stop trying to sing.  Stick with what you’re good at.

Luke Lowbrow No. 6

September 19th, 2009 Comments off

The galaxy mourns the loss of one its most prolific and influential composers, Figrin D’an.

Luke Lowbrow No. 5 on Order 66 No. 80

September 16th, 2009 Comments off

Luke Lowbrow #6 is featured on Episode 80 of the Order 66 Podcast found here:

Episode 80

Luke Lowbrow No. 5

September 13th, 2009 Comments off

Ewoks get lawyers.  Red Guards caught hazing.  Mon Cals get kicked out.

Luke Lowbrow No. 4

September 5th, 2009 Comments off

Even Jawas need a break in this economy.

Silly Bumper

September 2nd, 2009 Comments off

Here’s my silly bumper-shout-out to the Order 66 Podcast, which you should totally listen to if you are into SWRPG.  It can be heard at the beginning of Episode 75.

Luke Lowbrow No. 3

September 2nd, 2009 Comments off

Law enforcement is hard in the Empire.

This episode can be heard on the Order 66 Podcast Episode 78 – Rodney’s Rebel Field Guide.

Luke Lowbrow No. 2

September 2nd, 2009 Comments off

My mother always told me to avoid bathroom humor.  I have failed her.

This audio bit only scratches the surface of the complications to Wookiee life that are created by not wearing pants.   I could have gone on for a whole hour.

This episode can be heard on the Order 66 Podcast Episode 76.

Luke Lowbrow No. 1

September 2nd, 2009 Comments off

OK. A few Disclaimers and an explanation:

1. I am a huge Star Wars fan in all its many forms.
2. I have admitted to possessing an “unconditional” love for all things Star Wars (even when some fans think an offering here or there is sub-par).
3. I have been playing or reading books SW RPG since 1987.

The current and BEST SWRPG podcast around is called the Order 66 Podcast.  They had an amazing bit called Storm Trooper Poetry which I really enjoyed.  When the writer had to conclude producing the bit, the Order 66 guys opened up submissions to their audience for a “replacement” (even though no one can really replace it).

So in response to missing and completely awesome Storm Trooper Poetry, I humbly submitted “Luke Lowbrow’s Holonet News Network Evening Update” for their consideration.   It’s basically spoof in-universe news about mundane things like parents groups lobbying for Wookiee dress codes, labor strikes, Corellian fashion and Gungan anti-defamation legal actions.

It got a positive reception and I plan on producing many more of them.

This can be heard on the Order 66 Podcast Episode 75.

Enjoy,

=] Dan